theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

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seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

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afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

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ironmanontheironthrone:

smalldonghaver:

the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all

sometimes you just say one thing and mean your mother

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cadaverselfie:

that’s it that’s the whole series

cadaverselfie:

that’s it that’s the whole series

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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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egobus:


the avengers made snowmen 

bruce got frustrated 

egobus:

the avengers made snowmen 

bruce got frustrated 

image

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infinintexiii:

birdstiality:

starberryboos:

smallgirlafterall:

the-angelshavetheimpala:

zeekayart:

ZEE ASKS NON-AMERICANS TO FILL OUT A MAP OF THE USA ON THE 4TH OF JULY (part 1)

facebook album with all the entries

IM LAUGHING FAR TOO HARD AT THE ONE WHO DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY
CHEESE
PIZZA
GUNLAND
TAXES
LORD SAVE ME OH MY GODS

EVERYBODY KNOWS TEXAS MOTHERFUCKERS

im rly glad that washington and washington DC are the same
ALSO “TAXES” WAS RLY ACCURATE HOW DID THEY KNOW

I’m glad that my home state is so distinctively shaped

at lest they know texas

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white-irish-rose:

mattpichette:

ninjalaptop:

inthatinstantwewerealive:

Old meets new

Wow, this is really cute.

Just the contrast between the era styles are so interesting. Couldn’t resist reblogging.

I just showed this to my mom because I thought it was cute and the first thing she said was “You know her daddy’s gonna kick his ass.” 

white-irish-rose:

mattpichette:

ninjalaptop:

inthatinstantwewerealive:

Old meets new

Wow, this is really cute.

Just the contrast between the era styles are so interesting. Couldn’t resist reblogging.

I just showed this to my mom because I thought it was cute and the first thing she said was “You know her daddy’s gonna kick his ass.” 

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